Water Survival During the Zombie Apocalypse

First off a bit of a disclaimer, I am fully aware that zombies are not real.  I am however highly entertained by zombies and all things undead.  Since the Omega Man Journal is about water and survival, that lead to the obvious thought experiment of what challenges a zombie outbreak would have on our ability to get safe drinking water.

Zombie Rage Face (zombieambience.com)

The first thing to appear after the dead rise will be panic. Fear will be rampant and many people will be operating on their fight or flight instincts others will be holed up at home. This includes the people who work at municipal water treatment plants. Water facilities, although automated still depend heavily on people to operate them. When those people stop going to work or are already zombie chow then the water will stop shortly thereafter. To see what it would look like when a water system gets shut down and roughly how long it would take read Grid Shutdown: How Long Will The Water Last. The same will be true of the sewage systems. Read Grid Shutdown: Why Is There S#!t In My Basement, Sewage Emergency: Thunder Bay Flooding and A City Without Sanitation to see just how disgusting our once clean (or not so clean) cities will become.

Zombie Horde (geektyrant.com)

Speaking of sanitation, people will die from unsanitary conditions. That means dead bodies, not just zombies, but regular dead bodies. Cholera is an excellent example of a waterborne disease that is a direct result of decomposing animal tissues in a water supply. Thirst will drive people to the nearest supply of water, then many will die on the banks and contaminate the lakes and rivers. Remember at this point I’m not talking about zombie contamination of water sources. That’s coming up later. This is a real danger when thirsty people or animals die in water supplies.

Depending on how zombies are created there may be a serious water vulernability. There are already bacteria, viruses, parasites and other micro-organisms that use both water and human bodies as part of their natural life cycle. Typically we call the effect of these micro-organisms “water borne disease”. Also there are already parasites that can take control of other organisms even to the point of making the host suicidal. Specifically there is a fungus that will radically alter the behaviour of ants turning them into zombie ants. (read more about zombie ants).  We are talking about total control of the host for the benefit of the parasite. Finally there are countless micro-organisms and insects that thrive and depend on rotting flesh to survive either for food or as a vital part of a life cycle stage like maggots turning into flies.

Bacteria thrive on and cause decomposition of deceased organic matter

Those three characteristics which already exist, put a zombie making organism on the edge of being possible. Nature has already made all the organisms necessary to create a zombie, luckily for now the necessary skills are in different organisms and target different organisms. The problem is, if nature caused one organism to eat rotting flesh, it can teach another organism to do the same. Same thing with learning to disperse through water and to take control of other organisms.

Zombie Ant With Fungus Growing Out Of Its Head (nationalgeographic.com)

Let’s assume this is the cause of zombification, what then can anyone do to protect themselves? The good news is that modern water treatment is very good at removing and inactivating micro-organisms. The combination of chemically assisted filtration and disinfection should (if done correctly) remove 99.999% of micro-organisms. Depending on the size of this fictitious zombie bug/parasite/virus it might be possible to remove even more than 99.999% if it is on the large end of the size scale. If it is a virus, which is the smallest type of micro-organism then removing 100% of the z-virus will be next to impossible. That means we better hope that there is a disinfection method that can kill the virus either chlorine, UV, ozone or boiling.

Zombies Again (beyondhollywood.com)

One thing many people haven’t thought about when they are talking about zombies and water.  Water is very heavy.  If you have to haul water from its source to your secure facility it will become very difficult to run at the same time.  Now vehicles are an option as are hand carts and if you have the resources pumps and pipes are best.  Just remember that they are all noisier and may attract unwanted attention from nearby zombies.

Those are some of the challenges I see affecting our ability to drink safe potable water in the event of a zombie outbreak.  I tried to be as true to real science as is possible when talking about zombies.  At the very least I hope you were entertained.  Can you think of anything I missed?

Septic Tank Alternatives: Lagoons and Constructed Wetlands

Septic tanks and a subterranean discharge is the single largest way people rural communities treat waste water. That is, in places where the soil, topography and hydrology allow for underground discharge.
The other limitation of septic systems is the capacity, if you expect large volumes of water then you need a large tank/multiple tanks and that can be very expensive.

Constructed Wetland at the Edmonton International Airport source: watercanada.net

I have already written a fair amount about septic systems, and in this article I am going to explore some of the other options for onsite watsewater treatment. Then next two most common options are Lagoons and constructed wetlands. A sewage lagoon is a water-tight earthen berm including the bottom. The construction is not complex, but it can become land intensive depending on the size. Constructed wetlands are identical to lagoons but they are allowed to grow over with vegetation forming a complete wetland ecosystem.

Sewage Lagoon Site Plan source: elkhorn.unl.edu

Lagoons are sometimes referred to as stabilization ponds. In a basic level, they reduce organic contamination in domestic sewage down to levels suitable for release back into the environment with minimal impact. If they are operated correctly, they can have a positive effect on the receiving water way. The lagoons I operated have lower phosphate, ammonia and nitrogen levels than the river they discharge into.

Constructed Wetland Diagram source: http://www.civil.columbia.edu

Lagoons are best constructed with a bulldozer or front end loader because it will be easier to create even depth impermeable layers of soil. The impermeable layers are constructed by compacting clay based soils into a water tight layer. If the available soil is impractical for compaction, a layer of sand topped with a plastic/rubber liner at least 30mm thick. There are professional installers and commercial DIY options available.  Below is a table from University of Missouri outlining the size and space a lagoon requires.

NUMBER OF BEDROOMS	MINIMUM SEPTIC TANK LIQUID CAPACITY1(GALLONS)	LAGOON WATER SURFACE AREA2(SQUARE FEET)	SQUARE LAGOONS(FEET SQUARE)	ROUND LAGOONS (FEET DIAMETER)	ESTIMATED AREA NEEDED FOR ENTIRE LAGOON (SQUARE FEET)
1 TO 2	1,000	9003	30 FEET	34 FEET	5,800
3	1,000	1,320	37 FEET	41 FEET	7,050
4	1,250	1,760	42 FEET	47 FEET	7,750
5	1,500	2,200	47 FEET	53 FEET	9,200

¹FOR HOMES WITH MORE THAN FIVE BEDROOMS, TANK VOLUME IN GALLONS = (1.5 X DAILY SEWAGE FLOW) + 500.
²ADD 440 SQUARE FEET OF WATER SURFACE AREA FOR EACH ADDITIONAL BEDROOM.
³MINIMUM LAGOON WATER SURFACE AREA IS 900 SQUARE FEET AT THE 3-FOOT OPERATING LEVEL.

You may be wondering how a lagoon/wetland system can handle larger volumes than a septic system. The answer is oxygen. Septic systems operate under anaerobic conditions meaning they are oxygen deprived. Lagoons and wetlands are facultative. Facultative environments are partially aerobic, and partially anaerobic. In a lagoon the surface is aerobic as oxygen from the atmosphere is added to the water and the deeper you go the more anaerobic conditions become. Aerobic conditions allow a much more efficient bacteria to break down the waste. These more efficient bacteria are surprisingly named aerobic bacteria.

Aerobic and Anaerobic Processes in a Sewage Lagoon source: elkhorn.unl.edu

If a lagoon or wetland is operating properly, there will be a musty smell.  This is the same smell produced by natural wetlands, if you have ever been to a swamp you know the smell I am referring to.  If the oxygen balance is disrupted, for any reason, either overloading or ice cover or chemical contamination the process will turn septic/anaerobic.  Then the lagoon will produce a wide bouquet of odors, most notably a rotten egg smell caused by the formation of hydrogen sulfide.  If you have ever opened a septic tank and caught a whiff, that is the smell I am referring to.  If you decide to treat your onsite waste this way, maintenance of the oxygen balance is critical to avoid the inferior treatment and smells of anaerobic conditions.  Simple things like keeping trees at least 50 feet away from the lagoon will add more oxygen to the water by allowing for more sunlinght (photosysthisis produces oxygen) and wind contact (physically transfers oxygen to the water).  In extreme cases pumping water so it circulates to the surface will also add a lot of oxygen, as will pumping air directly into the water via an air compressor and diffuser will almost guarantee you never see anaerobic conditions.

Constructed Wetlands in Series source: http://www.mda.state.mn.us

Sometimes waste systems are combined and there is a septic tank that feeds into a lagoon or wetland and then into a receiving water system.  This arrangement can improve all around wastewater treatment and extend the life of the entire system.  If your local regulations and soil conditions allow for these types of waste water treatment they are definitely worth considering.  Properly maintained and properly designed they can become an attractive and functional feature to any property.

Sewage Emergency: Thunder Bay Flooding

Recently the city of Thunder Bay Ontario experienced devastating flooding. There was enough water to flood out the waste water treatment plant. This effectively shut down the sewage collection and treatment system for the entire city. This turned the entire city to a zone without sanitation.  Over 1000 houses needed to be evacuated, and some people needed to evacuate immediately.

Contaminated Water Flooding Thunder Bay (from news.nationalpost.com)

The flood hit the city at night, and people living in basement apartments woke up to furniture floating in sewage.  One lucky family woke up to their baby’s crib (and baby) floating in sewage.  The rest discovered that their house smelled horrible when they woke up.

What overloaded the system was a prolonged rainstorm above the 100 year storm levels and the normal waste water levels. Combined sewers meant that all this water was supposed to be treated at the waste water treatment plant.  When the flooding reached the facility, the pumps shorted out, as in most large facilities most of the control electronics (there are a lot) are stored in the basement.  Electronics underwater rarely fair well, this shut down the entire facility.  Large volumes of contaminated water had nowhere else to go and it started covering most of the city. People had anywhere from 4 inches to 6 feet of sewage in their homes.

Sewage Flooded Basement (from cbc.ca)

The city instructed residents not to use water, because all the flushed toilet water was ending up in basements and free flowing in the street. People didn’t stop washing and flushing. Now, when there is sewage everywhere there is a huge need to wash and keep clean. But when all you have is water for hygiene, all that waste will end up in the street or in your basement.  So there are strong reasons to use water, and strong reasons not to flush anything down the drain.  This is a good reason to have water-less cleaners available for when the waste has nowhere to go. Alternatively it is also a good reason to have short term storage for household waste.  There is no point in flushing the toilet if it just ends up in your basement.  I would personally deal with twenty feces filled buckets then one flooded basement.

When there is sewage in your house the environment becomes so toxic that even sleeping overnight can cause respiratory illnesses.

How Big Of A Septic Tank Do I Need?

Septic systems are the most common type of sewage treatment for people living off of municipal or communal sewage systems.  The treatment of sewage is necessary even for people going “off grid”.  Most, and probably all jurisdictions in North America have some requirements for sewage treatment.  Treating sewage is also significantly better for the environment as exposure to untreated waste water is a common way to spread disease in humans and other animals.  Septic systems break down the organic components in sewage and provide water that is safe to be released into a form of biological treatment.  This is usually soil, in the form of a drain field.  I frequently get asked how large a septic tank is needed for someone installing or upgrading their waste management system. How large a tank needs to be ultimately depends on how much water will be put through it.

Predicting how much water will enter your septic tank will can be simple, or it can be very difficult but it always starts with your water use. To estimate your water usage there are some things you will need to know.
How many people are in your household? How many people are usually in your house and on your system?  This includes visitors which only visit once a year. How much water are you currently using? If you have a water bill now you can see it easily.  The water you use day to day becomes the waste water you have to deal with later.  The age of people in your household will play a factor.  Even if you are good at conserving water, children will waste a lot more water and they require more water in the form of bathing and laundry.  Both of those traits will increase the demand on your septic system when many kids are around.  Larger septic tanks are required for people not used to conserving water, when choosing your tank size, try to remember, most people are horrible at conserving water.

Ok, here are some guidelines for determining the size of the tank required.  The smallest tank size allowed in some jurisdictions is one thousand gallons.  A one thousand gallon tank can handle around 600 gallons of sewage per day.  In terms of percentages, a septic tank should he 40% larger than the flow of sewage into it, or the sewage flow should not be greater than 60% of the tank capacity.

What if you do not know how much water people are using or how much waste water you are creating?